Mac's Diaper Disposal
Mac's Diaper Disposal
Note: The Mind Can't Distinguish Between Imagination and Reality.
**The Author always puts himself in the story as a character and into the illustrations for COPYRIGHT reasons.
Mac wakes up at 3:30 am each and every day to drive one of 6 fleet maintained Lodal Evo Diaper collection trucks. The loads are taken directly to a local diaper recycling plant.
Mac also owns a landfill and a metal scrap yard and when he isn’t at the landfill or the scrap yard, he is out driving one of the 6 Lodal Evo semi-automated side loaders along one of four diaper recycling, collection routes. Along these routes, on a weekly basis, sometimes a few families will bring their thickly diapered boy’s and girls out to the truck, for recycling along with that subject’s diapers. The subject’s that Mac and his team has collected and recycled before have brought Mac lots and lots of money! Each subject that is brought in, nets Mac $2,000 per subject no matter what kind of diaper they are wearing.
Today, is a unusual day, Mac wakes up at 4:30 after a long, hot night tossing and turning.
Mac gets up, fixes himself a cup of coffee and fixes two egg McMuffins with cheese and Sausage for breakfast and sits down to eat. He reads the news paper while drinking his coffee and eating his breakfast. The voices of the thickly diapered subjects were ringing loudly inside of his mind the whole night long. Mac had dreamed that he was crushing a very long school bus full of disabled, thickly diapered AB-DL boys and girls and they were taunting him but he was laughing maniacally as the bus rose into the air and was loaded into the industrial sized crusher/bailer. Inside the bus in Mac’s dream, the disabled AB-DL boys and girls were tossing cloth diapers up into the air and packages of unopened disposable diapers as the bus was just starting to crush. The windows burst and suddenly, the disabled, thickly diapered AB-DL boys and girls began to float out of the windows like angels with wings. This made Mac Sit up fast in bed, startled and disoriented by this strange dream. Mac looked at his clock on his side table and saw that it was 4:28 am. MAN! I am going to be LATE!!! Mac thinks to himself as he gets out of bed, gruffly grunting as he heads to the restroom.
A few minutes later, Mac goes to the bathroom sink and splashes water on his face, washes his grubby mitts, and brushes his teeth, before combing his hair.
Then Mac shuffles to the kitchen to make his cup of coffee and breakfast.
Mac looks at his watch and sees that it’s 6:30 am. He is done with his coffee, his breakfast and reading the morning paper. He puts on his blue cover-alls and then marches out the door. Mac drives to the Diaper collection and trash collection truck storage yard and goes to park his 2003 Ford F-150 pick-up. He gets out and then goes into the office.
Most of the drivers are already there, chit-chatting with each other as they drink their coffees before their shifts begin.
Mac walks behind his desk and turns the computer on and then goes over to the coffee machine to pour himself another cup of coffee while the computer boots up.
Mac sits down and clicks on the routes application and it opens. He sees that there is still one three man team that hasn’t checked in yet.
Mac: (out-loud to all of the employees) Where is team 7?? Why haven’t they checked in yet?
Silence falls across the employees until Mac’s office assistant speaks up.
Nadia: They called in sick. They all have the flu or something. I called the two back-up employees already and they are due to be here shortly.
Mac: That’s JUST great!!! I am STILL one man short!!! I guess I…will have to go out on the route today! Riggs and Jeffries are due in any minute now…..I HOPE!!
Just then, Both Riggs and Jeffries walk into the little modular office in the yard.
Riggs: I am here and I am READY to work! Who is driving today?
Mac: (From behind his desk, staring at his computer screen) I…am!
Jeffries: WHOA!!! Riggs, (slapping Riggs gently on his right shoulder) we get to work with the BIG boss man today!!!
Mac: Yea…YOU two WILL…..be doing what I….say….and I…am driving!!!
I MIGHT….let RIGGS drive for a bit! We are driving truck number 2 today!
Riggs: OH….NOT that old thing!!! That thing hasn’t been driven for nearly a year now!!!
Mac: We are taking it! LIKE it…OR NOT!!! The compactor works Great, the PTO works great, it has just been replaced, and I had the oil changed and the glow plugs replaced recently. It SHOULD be ok!
Mac: It is now 7:30 men…..MOUNT UP!!!
All of the route drivers go to their trucks in three-man teams as assigned as Mac, Jeffries and Riggs go to the old 2000 Lodal Evo Semi-automated side loader.
Mac does a walk around inspection of the truck and logs each thing on the checklist then signs it before starting the truck. While the truck is warming up, Jeffries gets ready to drive.
The first three stops are condos and then four houses in a row
the big old truck shimmies as it idles, and occasionally skips and puffs out thick black diesel smoke
Mac: I sure hope there's no cops on the round today, we'll get a smog ticket for sure
Riggs: I HOPE not! We will do fine on this truck I just know it!
Jeffries climbs into the cab and then does a packer cycle check before taking off
Mac and Riggs are riding in the right-hand side of the cab
The truck drives through the city streets puffing black diesel smoke as the loud truck rumbles to the first stop of the day.
Mac: This'll wake those lazy fuckers up for sure
Mac clicks the PTO in
the linkage clunks, but jumps into gear, and the whine of the hydraulics begins, as the truck knows it's "in business"
Mac: "love that sound"
The engine revs and the truck rolls to a stop in front of the first condo on a corner of a residential street. there are six 96 gallon cans over filled with diapers!
The black cans have cloth diapers in them and the white cans have disposables in them
waiting next to the last 96 gallon can is a boy wearing thick disposable medium Attends with waist band elastics and six layered and overlapping toddler sized cloth diapers underneath that make his butt NICE and puffy as the plastic crinkles when he walks.
The mother is standing behind the boy, holding his left hand so that he won't escape.
The boy has NOTHING else but his diaper on, the ends of the cloth diapers are sticking out of the elastics slightly.
Riggs jumps out of the cab and goes over to the first of the black 96 gallon totes full of cloth diapers and drags the can over to the tote tipper.
Riggs: Hi ma'am nice morning isn't it?
Riggs says to the mother.
Riggs: Who do we have here? You sure look gloomy today....
Mother: He is being disposed of! He wets his diapers TOO much and I just don't feel like diapering him anymore!
Mother: Can you guys take him???
Riggs: Certainly! That's what we do.
Riggs to Mac: Hey Mac, the lady has a diapered boy for ya!!! He has disposables on with cloth underneath!
Mac: ok ... (Mac walks over the grabs his wrist from his mother)
Riggs dumps the first black, full cloth diaper tote into the cloth diaper side
Mac: now lets see which you are boy ..."
Boy: HEY! MOMMY!!! I thought I was out here to watch!!! That is what YOU told me!!!
MISTER LET...GO of me!!!
Mac picks up the boy and sits him on the edge of the hopper
Boy: Where are you taking me!!!
Mac then pulls the elastics in the boy’s disposable back some and feels the super wet diapers.
The boy's mother goes back into the house and brings out all of the remaining packs of opened and unopened packs of the boy's disposable diapers.
Mac: "He's mine" (Mac calls over to Riggs.)
Then Mac flips the young boy’s legs up and tips him in backwards into the hopper.
Boy: HEY!
Mac also owns a landfill and a metal scrap yard and when he isn’t at the landfill or the scrap yard, he is out driving one of the 6 Lodal Evo semi-automated side loaders along one of four diaper recycling, collection routes. Along these routes, on a weekly basis, sometimes a few families will bring their thickly diapered boy’s and girls out to the truck, for recycling along with that subject’s diapers. The subject’s that Mac and his team has collected and recycled before have brought Mac lots and lots of money! Each subject that is brought in, nets Mac $2,000 per subject no matter what kind of diaper they are wearing.
Today, is a unusual day, Mac wakes up at 4:30 after a long, hot night tossing and turning.
Mac gets up, fixes himself a cup of coffee and fixes two egg McMuffins with cheese and Sausage for breakfast and sits down to eat. He reads the news paper while drinking his coffee and eating his breakfast. The voices of the thickly diapered subjects were ringing loudly inside of his mind the whole night long. Mac had dreamed that he was crushing a very long school bus full of disabled, thickly diapered AB-DL boys and girls and they were taunting him but he was laughing maniacally as the bus rose into the air and was loaded into the industrial sized crusher/bailer. Inside the bus in Mac’s dream, the disabled AB-DL boys and girls were tossing cloth diapers up into the air and packages of unopened disposable diapers as the bus was just starting to crush. The windows burst and suddenly, the disabled, thickly diapered AB-DL boys and girls began to float out of the windows like angels with wings. This made Mac Sit up fast in bed, startled and disoriented by this strange dream. Mac looked at his clock on his side table and saw that it was 4:28 am. MAN! I am going to be LATE!!! Mac thinks to himself as he gets out of bed, gruffly grunting as he heads to the restroom.
A few minutes later, Mac goes to the bathroom sink and splashes water on his face, washes his grubby mitts, and brushes his teeth, before combing his hair.
Then Mac shuffles to the kitchen to make his cup of coffee and breakfast.
Mac looks at his watch and sees that it’s 6:30 am. He is done with his coffee, his breakfast and reading the morning paper. He puts on his blue cover-alls and then marches out the door. Mac drives to the Diaper collection and trash collection truck storage yard and goes to park his 2003 Ford F-150 pick-up. He gets out and then goes into the office.
Most of the drivers are already there, chit-chatting with each other as they drink their coffees before their shifts begin.
Mac walks behind his desk and turns the computer on and then goes over to the coffee machine to pour himself another cup of coffee while the computer boots up.
Mac sits down and clicks on the routes application and it opens. He sees that there is still one three man team that hasn’t checked in yet.
Mac: (out-loud to all of the employees) Where is team 7?? Why haven’t they checked in yet?
Silence falls across the employees until Mac’s office assistant speaks up.
Nadia: They called in sick. They all have the flu or something. I called the two back-up employees already and they are due to be here shortly.
Mac: That’s JUST great!!! I am STILL one man short!!! I guess I…will have to go out on the route today! Riggs and Jeffries are due in any minute now…..I HOPE!!
Just then, Both Riggs and Jeffries walk into the little modular office in the yard.
Riggs: I am here and I am READY to work! Who is driving today?
Mac: (From behind his desk, staring at his computer screen) I…am!
Jeffries: WHOA!!! Riggs, (slapping Riggs gently on his right shoulder) we get to work with the BIG boss man today!!!
Mac: Yea…YOU two WILL…..be doing what I….say….and I…am driving!!!
I MIGHT….let RIGGS drive for a bit! We are driving truck number 2 today!
Riggs: OH….NOT that old thing!!! That thing hasn’t been driven for nearly a year now!!!
Mac: We are taking it! LIKE it…OR NOT!!! The compactor works Great, the PTO works great, it has just been replaced, and I had the oil changed and the glow plugs replaced recently. It SHOULD be ok!
Mac: It is now 7:30 men…..MOUNT UP!!!
All of the route drivers go to their trucks in three-man teams as assigned as Mac, Jeffries and Riggs go to the old 2000 Lodal Evo Semi-automated side loader.
Mac does a walk around inspection of the truck and logs each thing on the checklist then signs it before starting the truck. While the truck is warming up, Jeffries gets ready to drive.
The first three stops are condos and then four houses in a row
the big old truck shimmies as it idles, and occasionally skips and puffs out thick black diesel smoke
Mac: I sure hope there's no cops on the round today, we'll get a smog ticket for sure
Riggs: I HOPE not! We will do fine on this truck I just know it!
Jeffries climbs into the cab and then does a packer cycle check before taking off
Mac and Riggs are riding in the right-hand side of the cab
The truck drives through the city streets puffing black diesel smoke as the loud truck rumbles to the first stop of the day.
Mac: This'll wake those lazy fuckers up for sure
Mac clicks the PTO in
the linkage clunks, but jumps into gear, and the whine of the hydraulics begins, as the truck knows it's "in business"
Mac: "love that sound"
The engine revs and the truck rolls to a stop in front of the first condo on a corner of a residential street. there are six 96 gallon cans over filled with diapers!
The black cans have cloth diapers in them and the white cans have disposables in them
waiting next to the last 96 gallon can is a boy wearing thick disposable medium Attends with waist band elastics and six layered and overlapping toddler sized cloth diapers underneath that make his butt NICE and puffy as the plastic crinkles when he walks.
The mother is standing behind the boy, holding his left hand so that he won't escape.
The boy has NOTHING else but his diaper on, the ends of the cloth diapers are sticking out of the elastics slightly.
Riggs jumps out of the cab and goes over to the first of the black 96 gallon totes full of cloth diapers and drags the can over to the tote tipper.
Riggs: Hi ma'am nice morning isn't it?
Riggs says to the mother.
Riggs: Who do we have here? You sure look gloomy today....
Mother: He is being disposed of! He wets his diapers TOO much and I just don't feel like diapering him anymore!
Mother: Can you guys take him???
Riggs: Certainly! That's what we do.
Riggs to Mac: Hey Mac, the lady has a diapered boy for ya!!! He has disposables on with cloth underneath!
Mac: ok ... (Mac walks over the grabs his wrist from his mother)
Riggs dumps the first black, full cloth diaper tote into the cloth diaper side
Mac: now lets see which you are boy ..."
Boy: HEY! MOMMY!!! I thought I was out here to watch!!! That is what YOU told me!!!
MISTER LET...GO of me!!!
Mac picks up the boy and sits him on the edge of the hopper
Boy: Where are you taking me!!!
Mac then pulls the elastics in the boy’s disposable back some and feels the super wet diapers.
The boy's mother goes back into the house and brings out all of the remaining packs of opened and unopened packs of the boy's disposable diapers.
Mac: "He's mine" (Mac calls over to Riggs.)
Then Mac flips the young boy’s legs up and tips him in backwards into the hopper.
Boy: HEY!
The boy gets to his feet and starts to climb out of the hopper.
Mac punches the sprayer button and a quick blast of blue goop quirts out over the load of diapers in the hopper.
Quickly Mac tosses in the rest of the opened and unopened boxes of disposable diapers.
They land in a crinkly mess.
Boy: HEY!!! EWWWWW! YUCK!!! (Cough, cough)
HEY!!! I am NOT going IN this thing! What IS this yucky slimy stuff all over me!!!
Mac punches the sprayer again.
Boy! AAAAAAAAA! HEY STOP that!!!!
The loose but unused diapers that were thrown in start absorbing the blue gunk and swell up enormously!
BOY: Hey Mister!!! This stuff smells sweet!! What is this!!! Why am I covered with this nasty, slimy stuff??? My diaper!!! It's blowing UP!!! What are you DOING to me!!! My skin!!! It’s turning BLUE!!!
Meanwhile, Riggs has emptied the second tote of cloth diapers into the hopper and then he hits the cloth diaper sprayers
Riggs finishes emptying the second can and then goes to get the third can. He hooks it up to the tote tipper and then empties the cloth diapers into the hopper. A few of the cloth diapers fly into the disposables side.
Then Riggs sets the can down and then steps onto the running boards and grabs a handle.
Riggs motions for the compactor to start and then once Mac gets on, he motions for Jeffries to drive on.
Inside the hopper, the boy coated with the blue slimy goop with his diaper blowing up, starts to get shoved into the empty load container in the back. The packer cycles as the truck drives to eh next stop.
The next stop is two doors down. There are four 96 gallon cans filled with diapers and the SO full in fact, the lids are holding some of the diapers in.
Two black cans and two white cans. Inside one of the white cans Two black cans and two white cans. Inside one of the white cans is a thickly diapered girl wearing a very bulky disposable diaper with six thick booster pads on inside. She is wearing a tranquility large diaper and it goes up to nearly her nipples
Inside one of the black bins, is a boy wearing three soaking wet cloth diapers and a pair of printed plastic pants.
The father comes out almost dragging his other boy out to the curb where the truck is waiting.
Riggs jumps down and gets the first black bin and hooks it up to the tote tipper.
The cloth diapers spill out into the hopper and then Riggs puts the tote back.
Riggs goes to get the second can and sees the man and his thickly cloth diapered boy standing there.
Man: Yes...I have my boy here that needs disposed of...can you take him please?
Riggs: Yes sir, after I am done dumping this, I will come over and take him. Please remove his plastic pants please.
Man: Sure thing.
The father pulls the boy's plastic pants down and then off.
Mac: toss 'em over to me…
Then Riggs puts the second tote down and then goes over, takes the boy's right hand and then quickly drags him over to the side of the truck. Then he picks the boy up and then tosses him into the hopper onto his back.
Riggs: This one has cloth diapers on...are you sure???
Mac: No his pants ... don’t wanna have to pay for a contaminated load again
Man: OH...yes...these...Here! (The man hand tosses the large plastic pants over to Mac)
Mac punches the sprayer button and a quick blast of blue goop quirts out over the load of diapers in the hopper.
Quickly Mac tosses in the rest of the opened and unopened boxes of disposable diapers.
They land in a crinkly mess.
Boy: HEY!!! EWWWWW! YUCK!!! (Cough, cough)
HEY!!! I am NOT going IN this thing! What IS this yucky slimy stuff all over me!!!
Mac punches the sprayer again.
Boy! AAAAAAAAA! HEY STOP that!!!!
The loose but unused diapers that were thrown in start absorbing the blue gunk and swell up enormously!
BOY: Hey Mister!!! This stuff smells sweet!! What is this!!! Why am I covered with this nasty, slimy stuff??? My diaper!!! It's blowing UP!!! What are you DOING to me!!! My skin!!! It’s turning BLUE!!!
Meanwhile, Riggs has emptied the second tote of cloth diapers into the hopper and then he hits the cloth diaper sprayers
Riggs finishes emptying the second can and then goes to get the third can. He hooks it up to the tote tipper and then empties the cloth diapers into the hopper. A few of the cloth diapers fly into the disposables side.
Then Riggs sets the can down and then steps onto the running boards and grabs a handle.
Riggs motions for the compactor to start and then once Mac gets on, he motions for Jeffries to drive on.
Inside the hopper, the boy coated with the blue slimy goop with his diaper blowing up, starts to get shoved into the empty load container in the back. The packer cycles as the truck drives to eh next stop.
The next stop is two doors down. There are four 96 gallon cans filled with diapers and the SO full in fact, the lids are holding some of the diapers in.
Two black cans and two white cans. Inside one of the white cans Two black cans and two white cans. Inside one of the white cans is a thickly diapered girl wearing a very bulky disposable diaper with six thick booster pads on inside. She is wearing a tranquility large diaper and it goes up to nearly her nipples
Inside one of the black bins, is a boy wearing three soaking wet cloth diapers and a pair of printed plastic pants.
The father comes out almost dragging his other boy out to the curb where the truck is waiting.
Riggs jumps down and gets the first black bin and hooks it up to the tote tipper.
The cloth diapers spill out into the hopper and then Riggs puts the tote back.
Riggs goes to get the second can and sees the man and his thickly cloth diapered boy standing there.
Man: Yes...I have my boy here that needs disposed of...can you take him please?
Riggs: Yes sir, after I am done dumping this, I will come over and take him. Please remove his plastic pants please.
Man: Sure thing.
The father pulls the boy's plastic pants down and then off.
Mac: toss 'em over to me…
Then Riggs puts the second tote down and then goes over, takes the boy's right hand and then quickly drags him over to the side of the truck. Then he picks the boy up and then tosses him into the hopper onto his back.
Riggs: This one has cloth diapers on...are you sure???
Mac: No his pants ... don’t wanna have to pay for a contaminated load again
Man: OH...yes...these...Here! (The man hand tosses the large plastic pants over to Mac)
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