It's Bulky Item Trash Day (Inspired by Bulky Crusher on youtube)
It's Bulky Item Trash Day (Inspired by Bulky Crusher on youtube)
Note: The Mind Can't Distinguish Between Imagination and Reality.
**The Author always puts himself in the story as a character and into the illustrations for COPYRIGHT reasons.
Bulky Crusher was always driving along his bulky item pickup route in his old rear loader trash truck, dumping unwanted items into the hopper and crushing and breaking things up as he went.
On this particular day, @bulkycrusher arrived at a daycare that was going oout of business. The daycare was disposing of old cribs, old playpens, lots and lots of unused cloth pre-fold diapers, disposable diapers l, old leftover onesie bodysuits, plastic pants that were left behind, and a couple of thickly diapered people. One of the people was a man named Adam. Adam had been wearing diapers since he was 5, and his caregiver was told to dispose of his diapers and him as trash at the daycare. When @bulkycrusher arrived, he saw a large pile of bagged leftover packages of clean disposable diapers, clean cloth pre-fold diapers, plastic pants, onesie bodysuits, two-piece pajamas, old T-shirts, two piled up disassembled cribs, four folded up playpens and one thickly diapered man. @bulkycrusher sees Adam sitting among the piles of unwanted diapers, cribs and playpens and asks if he is part of the load.
BulkyCrusher: Hi there. Are.....you part of the load?
Adam: Yes, mister. I....AM.
BulkyCrusher: Sorry to hear that man. I see that you have very thick diapers on. You will need them for the ride to the transfer station man.
Adam: I...was diapered for disposal this morning by my caregiver. I have three layered cloth diapers underneath my disposable diaper.
BulkyCrusher: It..... doesn't matter what you have on, you and your.....diapers are trash now. (Coming over to Adam and grabbing his right wrist in his left hand and leading him over to the back of the rear loader trash truck and helping Adam to climb into the hopper.) Now, stay in there for me while I toss all of the bags of trash in there....O......K?
BulkyCrusher then goes over to the large pile of bagged diapers and clothing and starts to carry two at a time over to the hopper, tossing them each into the hopper from 3 feet away, then going back for two more each time until all of the bags were in the hopper on top of Adam who was laying on his back in the hopper wearing only his diapers.
Adam: (from under all of the large black bags) Hey mister? How long will I be...in here until I am dumped out at the transfer station?
BulkyCrusher: It will be a while.....I will be crushing you and all of this multiple times until I dump the load at the transfer station.
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