The Home Daycare-Trash Day

Adam, is a trash collector in Ohio. He has been doing this work for years! My Mommy and Daddy decided that since the urologist doctor told them that I was never getting out of diapers for the rest of my life that diapering me was going to get too expensive and they were unable to afford it.They decided that disposing of my diapers and I was the only solution to this problem and the state wasn't going to be able to afford to diaper me much longer, by providing diapers with the medical plan so, my parents called the local trash collector company and talked them into taking my diapers and I for disposal on a particular trash collection day. The trash company charged my parents for one week's trash collection to take my diapers and I, as well as my onesies, sleepers, and my leftover packs of disposable diapers, my 3,000 clean and formerly wet cloth pre-fold diapers, plastic pants, and all 50 of my pocket cloth diapers as well as my two diaper bags, one for my disposable diapers and one of my cloth diapers. At around 5:00 pm, mommy changed my diapers one last time then helped me off the changing table, wearing only my four layered cloth pre-fold diapers underneath my kleenex Huggies supertrim disposable diapers 

and then she took me outside to where the four 96 gallon trash toters were, and she lifted the lid of the second one almost full of diapers and she helped me climb in and lay on my back on top of the loose, folded-over wet cloth and disposable diapers inside.

Adam: Mommy? Pllllease! Pllllease don't  throw my diapers and I away! I don't  wanna be put in here with all my....wet diapers! 

Mommy: Sorry baby, your dad and I can't  keep you. Your diapers are costing us far too much! We already paid the nice trash company to take you and your...squishy diapers! You and....your diapers now belong to the trash company. 

More to come soon.....