Diaper School-The maids
Welcome to diaper school, don't want diapers? To bad!
*Mommy leaves me here to be disposed of with my diapers and onesies and I am wearing only my four layered cloth pre-fold diapers underneath my disposable diapers*
*I notice your diaper and walk over to you.* Oh my goodness, are you wearing an excessive amount of diapers?
I am a super-soaker
Ah, I can see that! But don't you think wearing all those diapers is rather excessive?
If I don't, I pee through my diapers
*I pause, thinking about it.* Hmm, that's a good point. Though surely you don't need quite this many diapers.
I do
*I raise an eyebrow.* Are you sure? This amount of diapers seems awfully excessive.
Then change my diapers and see what happens if you do not use this many
*I sigh, then start to un-tape your diapers.* Fine, I'll change your diapers. But I'm still not convinced you need this many.
What do you do, with all of the wet cloth and disposable diapers?
We usually toss them into the incinerator. They get collected in the incinerator and then burned.
Am I also going to be disposed of?
I suppose the same rules will apply to you as to your diapers. We will also be disposing of you in the incinerator.
So, I have to...use up as many of my diapers as possible before my disposal?
Yes Adam, that would be correct. You must use up as many diapers as possible before your disposal.
How many others have you disposed of like this?
*I think for a moment.* We have disposed of a few others in the same manner. However, none of them have been quite as heavily diapered as you. You seem to be quite the "super soaker."
More to come soon......
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