My Disposal by the City of Santa Monica
My Disposal by the City of Santa Monica; A Plausible and Realistic story of how my actual disposal could go.....Dedicated to ALL of the City of Santa Monica Sanitation workers.....
Genre: Fantasy-Horror
The Mind cannot distinguish between Imagination and Reality.....Those of you whom want to see me dead, Here....use your vivid Inaginations.....
This story is dedicated to: The City of Santa Monica Trash collectors......
I know that you all have a PASSION for watching stuff getting crushed!
For the purpose of Copyright, I have inserted pictures of me in the illustrations.
California End-of-Life-Options act combined with Human Composting now makes it PERFECTLY legal for a Trash Collector, A Transfer Station, a Waste-To-Energy Plant, Knowaste Diaper Recycling in Santa Clarita, CA and a Landfill in California to take a human being alive as waste. (Choosing Compaction as the Method of Death, The Trash Truck as the mode of Transportation and Either the Waste-To-Energy Plant or Landfill as the final resting place for the body. )
qaTrash Truck Driver: HEY! Sir? I'm gonna dump this.....wanna get out or I will dump ya and pack ya!
Adam: No, I will be fine right....here.
Trash Truck Driver: Alright. Suit.....yourself man....
Adam: (To the co-worker standing near the dumpster) Does it matter if I am wearing just a diaper?
Co-Worker Trash Man: Nope! We don't care! UP.....ya Goooooo!
The trash truck driver sat back in his seat and shrugged his shoulders as he inched forwards to slowly and carefully insert the forks. He picked up the dumpster and then raised it up, until it tilted sideways, allowing the trash and Adam to fall into the hopper in an avalanche.
Adam: Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaa! UH! Uh! Oooof! Oooof!
Once Adam and the load was dumped, the dumpster went right back down and the driver started the compactor cycle as he drove up a few feet to pick up the next dumpster.
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