The Diaper Test Labs-Testing and Disposal
Hello!!How are you? I hope you're doing well.
I waddle over to the pile of my diapers, my 2,000 clean and formerly wet cloth pre-fold diapers, my 60 packs of plastic-backed disposable diapers, while wearing four layered cloth pre-fold diapers underneath my thick, bulky, crinkly disposable diaper What do you do...with all of the...wet cloth diapers after you change them?
So, you thow the wet diapers into the trash can then once the cans get full, the diapers are collected by the janitors who go around collecting more and more diapers before they take everything to the trash room where there is a....waiting incinerator?
We don't really care what happens to your diapers, onesies, wet or clean diapers.
We just want one thing...we want to know how your diapers will react to different chemicals, so we test them.
It doesn't matter if your diapers are wet or if you are wearing onesies.. the only thing that matters is....we're testing you.
Wait....you...don't care about my diapers or my onesies or if my diapers I have on are clean or wet or stained?
Well....now that you mentioned it....we're going to run a few more tests in the morning.
And yes, when we are done....you will be thrown into the incinerator along with all the diapers, onesies, sleepers, plastic diapers, wet tests, clean diapers that have been used, any other clothing we used during the tests, and all the waste from the chemicals.
So....you might as well get some sleep....because the more well rested you are....the more time we can run tests in the morning on you.
Am...I...going to be thrown away with my diapers, onesies, sleepers after you are done using my diapers and I in the tests?
Correct!
So, you thow the wet diapers into the trash can then once the cans get full, the diapers are collected by the janitors who go around collecting more and more diapers before they take everything to the trash room where there is a....waiting incinerator?
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