The Janitors 2.0
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He actually said some of the dialoque in this story taken from a Q&A session I had with him years ago. Some of the dialogue was slightly modified to suit the contexual applicability within the conversations in this story.
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As Molly, the daycare care tech came in to change my diapers, she had a weird expression on her face.
Adam: Miss? Why do you look like that?
Molly: Well......I.... don't know how to.....tell you this....but.....in the next 24 hours, the daycare wants to .....throw you away in the trash....with all of your ..wet diapers!
Adam: Even my.....cloth pre-fold diapers?
Molly: Yes.....all...of them....clean or not....even the leftover packs of your disposable diapers too! All of your onesie bodysuits; all of your footed pajamas, all of your cute, printed two-piece pajamas, and your two diaper bags and your stroller are all going to be thrown away!
As Molly was finishing telling Adam what was going to happen, The Director of the daycare, Stephanie, had Dejuan, the contracted trash collection company owner and driver come and see what and whom he was going to be taking in his trash truck.
Stephanie: Come with me, and I will show you.....who you will be taking in this week's trash.....
Stephanie and Dejuan walk into a large room with four Adult sized Cribs, a changing table next to each crib, and two Brute 32 gallon rolling diaper pails at each changing table.
Stephanie walks with Dejuan over to one of the cribs with a thickly diapered man inside.
Stephanie: (to Dejuan) Here.....is the first one you will be taking this week. He is being thrown away in the next 24 hours. Since you come on Wednesdays, he will be in the dumpster for a day and a half.
Dejuan (AKA ThaThunderStorm): Does he....HAVE....to be thrown away? I really.... don't wanna have to....dispose of him......
Why is he being thrown away?
Stephanie: Because......His health is fading and instead of funeral arrangements, the ......landfill has agreed to take him, alive or dead.....for End-of-Life options act.
Dejuan: Now THAT ....is interesting......I had a long conversation with the people at the landfill and they said that they do take People who are nameless and have no funds.....
I don't really want to....take these diapered people in the loads.....if they happen to be in the dumpster and I don't see them, well....then....they will go to the transfer station I go to......
Stephanie: Is there.....any.... particular way we have to prepare him for disposal?
Dejuan: (Sighing) I... don't care how he is dressed, or if he is in a trash bag or not.
If he is in the dumpster when I fork it, he ...and all of the trash are going into my hopper. It.... doesn't matter really....if his diaper is wet or not, if it is cloth or disposable. I take cloth pre-fold diapers as much as I do disposable diapers. The Compactor blade can't tell the difference.
Stephanie: So.....there is no special requirements to dispose of him?
Dejuan: NNOPE! I will simply....fork the dumpster, dump the load, pack it a few times then go to the next dumpster. Now if you want to put a diaper disposal bag over his diaper....then that is your choice really.
Stephanie: Good, then we shall choose if he needs a diaper disposal bag or not.....hey Molly?
Molly: Yes?
Stephanie: Take all....of his clean and all of his wet cloth pre-fold diapers, and throw them into the diaper pails.
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