Garbage Day-Diaper Disposal Day
Based on the real Mexican Garbage Collector's route from Youtube.
It was a sunny day that warm, summer Friday, when my mom and dad had decided to dispose of all of my diapers, onesies, sleepers, fully stocked diaper bags, and anything that was related to my diapering, this included all of my wipes too as well as all of the leftover opened and unopened packs of my disposable diapers.
It was Mom who changed my diaper that Friday and got me ready so early in the morning to take my diaper that she just took off and I outside to the curb where the row of four 96 gallon trash toters were just waiting for me to be put into one of them. It was about 43 am when my mom came into my room to wake me up and change my diaper.
Mom: Oh Adam....it's...time to...wake...up....It's diaper changing time.
Adam: (Groaning and stretching as he ipened his eyes seeing his mom standing over him)
Already? Feels like...I JUST went to bed!
Mom: Come over here to tje diaper changing table and...mommy will change your diaper...ok? We have a LOT to do today to get you ready for your disposal this morning.
Adam: Huh? What? My...disposal? You mean that.....my diapers and I are being...thrown away today?
Mom: That’s exactly what it means honey.The nice trash men that know you...are coming to take your diapers and you away. They have agreed to take you and your diapers for disposal. Sorry that it has to be this way.
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