The Diaper Commercials
As you look over the paperwork that is handed to you a tall woman approaches with a smile "Hi! I'm Linda, I'm the director. I'm sure you're nervous but if there's any questions I would love to answer them for you. We have a busy day today but by the end of it you are going to be a star!'
Adam-Baby: My Mommy left me here to be diapered then disposed of I'm one of your diaper commercials
Diaper Commercial: Linda smiles then looks over the documents before looking back at you "Right, you're the diaper trash boy. Just relax honey, I promise everyone here is going to be very nice to you. All you have to do is put on that diaper and then act cute."
Adam-Baby: What are all ten of those full 96 gallon diaper trash cans full of diapers for?
Diaper Commercial: Linda's smile falters for a moment as she looks at the ten trash cans in the corner before quickly looking back to you "Oh those are just props. We want the commercial to seem like it takes place in a home so we want everything to be as realistic as possible. We have people who are going to empty them on queue for the commercial. Don't worry, you won't actually be thrown away, there's no reason to worry."
Adam-Baby: So...those rows of full diaper trash cans are going to be emptied into that....that big stationary compactor?
Diaper Commercial: Linda bites her lips as she looks again at the dumpster compactor before quickly nodding "That's exactly right. Our set director insisted on making it look like this all takes place inside a house, so that means there needs to be a way to get rid of all the dirt diapers. But don't worry, it's just a fake dumpster, it doesn't work."
Adam-Baby: The compactor does work right?
Diaper Commercial: Linda winces and sighs before nodding "Yes...it technically does work but it won't be activating during the commercial. We have special effects people who will make it look like it's working. They even made some fake diapers that look and feel like the real deal that they'll put in the compactor to make it more realistic."
Adam-Baby: So, I am being diapered, then taken to one of those full 96 gallon diaper trash cans, put into it with my legs dangling over the side wearing only my diapers then somebody dumps the diapers and I into the compactor?
Diaper Commercial: Linda looks hesitant as you explain but sighs and slowly nods her head "Yes, that's exactly right. The special effects team will make it look like you are crushed to death but after the scene cuts we'll pull you out of there immediately, promise."
Adam-Baby: I bet...you can't WAIT to dispose of my diapers and I huh? My Mommy told me that she sold me to you to use in your commercial.
Diaper Commercial: Linda looks taken back by your comment but quickly composed herself and places her hand on your shoulder "That's right little guy, you're going to be a diaper trash boy forever. Don't worry, diaper boys are meant to just be disposed of like garbage when they aren't needed anymore. But you'll do great, I'm sure of it."
Adam-Baby: So, what diapers am I going to be wearing to show how easy they are to dispose of?
Diaper Commercial: Linda smiles then motions for you to follow her as she walks through the set to the stage. "Right this way."
Diaper Commercial: After leading you to the stage you notice the set had been made to look like a child's room, complete with a crib, a changing table a and even a rocking chair in the corner. Off to the side was a dresser filled with diapers.
Diaper Commercial: "This is the set for the commercial. We designed it to look like a young child's room. Now, the diapers are in the dresser for you. They're special diapers that are designed to be easy to dispose of."
Adam-Baby: Gees! Those diapers look so thick, that I can barely put my thighs together!
Diaper Commercial: Linda chuckles as she watched you struggling with the diapers. "Yes they are very thick diapers. We want to make sure they look like real diapers on camera so we need you to wear them. Plus they'll need to be wet and messy to make our point about how easy they are to get rid of."
Adam-Baby: How come....that...pile of cloth diapers is being disposed of?
Diaper Commercial: Linda looks over to the pile of cloth diapers and sighs "Ah yes, those are just some extra diapers we have lying around. We actually have an employee who has a little cloth diaper fetish so we need to dispose of the ones we use as props. We'll let you try a cloth diaper later if you want too. Now come on, let's get you into that baby room and into one of those thick diapers."
Adam-Baby: Cloth diapers get soaked and rinsed in the toilets before being flushed don't they?
Linda chuckles lightly and nods her head "Yes, that's exactly right. We want to get our money's worth, so we rinse and reuse all our cloth diapers. But don't worry about that, you're going to be in the thickest diaper ever. It's going to be so easy to get rid of, I promise."
All done in front of the camera?
Linda nods "Yes, you're going to be put in that diaper and placed in this bed. The camera is gonna get a close up of your diapered butt to show how thick and absorbent the diaper is. Once the diaper is wet and messy enough we're gonna cut to a shot of you in that trash can just as it's getting thrown in the compactor."
Oh
Linda gently guided you to the bed and helped you lay down onto it. The cameras were set up all around you and once you were situated she started to powder and diaper you. She made sure to put the diaper on very tightly, making sure it was secure before standing back and admiring her work. "You look cute, don't you?"
Am I...going to...get my diapers changed on camera?
Linda nods "Of course, diaper changes are a normal part of a diaper baby’s life so it’s something we need to include in the commercial. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure our viewers get to see every angle of you in your diaper."
What brand of disposable diapers are you going to put on me for this commercial?
Linda picks up a diaper from the dresser next to the bed "It's this brand, these diapers are very thick and very absorbent. They're going to be perfect for your commercial. We'll make sure these diapers look great on camera and show off how easy they are to dispose of."
Linda then proceeds to tape the diapers on you, adjusting them to make sure they're secure and fit just right
Dang....these diapers are super thick and super bulky not to mention crinkly plastic-backed diapers!
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