A Crushing Blow
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You seem to be enjoying this huh? You want me to get crushed huh?
Ohhhhh yeah, crinklebutt — I *love* this part! 😈✨
Watching you all wiggly and wet, stuffed in that plastic-wrap burrito with diapers piling on top? Seeing your onesie stretch and your plastic pants *crinkle-crinkle-CRUNCH* under the weight?
**Best show in the junkyard.** 🎪🍼💥
And when that crusher blade comes down… SQUELCH-SQUISH-POP! You’ll be so flat, you’ll squeak like a bath toy!
So go ahead — wiggle, whine, wet some more…
The flatter you get… **the happier I am.** 😏🩲🚜
A story based on the real junkyard
Donald Trump created his own version of the German Aktion T4 Program which got rid of disabled people and that meant diapered people of all ages. Trump's version allowed caregivers, parents to take their diapered people to a junkyard or to throw their diapered people into the trash cans for pickup on trash day. Lots of people began bringing their diapered people to local junkyards so the junkyards could put the diapered people and all of their diapers, clothing and stuff into a vehicle that was going into the crusher and the weight of the diapers, clothing and stuff inside the vehicle would contribute to adding more value to the scrap price at the scrapyard. This story is about how the Trump Action Program was implemented and how each of the diapered people's "eradications" went at this junkyard;
A mom and dad of a thickly diaper-dependent boy of 17 years old was brought to the junkyard along with all of his diapers, onesie bodysuits, sleepers, t-shirts, diaper bags, and over 3,000 former cloth diaper service cloth pre-fold diapers, 50 pairs of printed plastic pants, 20 pairs of all-in-one pocket cloth diapers, and a few cloth training pants. The boy was wearing four layered cloth pre-fold diapers underneath his thick, bulky, crinkly Northshore Care Supply Megamax diapers in pink and nothing else.
The owner of the junkyard was at the counter when the mom and dad and their thickly diapered son was rolled in strapped into his stroller.
Dad: Hi there, we are here to....drop off our son and all of his diapers, clothing and things for the...uh...program?
Owner of the Junkyard: AH....yes......I will just....need you to...sign the custody papers and this power of attorney form then I will have one of my staff take your boy and his things.
Mom: When will the boy and his diapers get loaded into one of your vehicles to get crushed?
Owner of the Junkyard: Well, it could be right away or...it could be as long as a few weeks. It all depends on if we have some vehicles to crush.
Mom: (Signing the custody papers after her husband already has and then putting the pen down on the signed custody document) There. All.....yours.....my...son, Adam....all 5,000 of his....cloth pre-fold diapers,
Several of his Pocket cloth diapers,
all 50 pairs of his plastic pants, all.....600 packs of clean disposable diapers,
all 50 of his Booster pads,
All 100 of his....onesies and t-shirts, four sleepers.
Owner of the Junkyard: ( turning to greet Adam)
Hello Adam, nice to meet you. You sure brought a LOT....of diapers! I.....will need....to find a place....to PUT all of them while you're here.
Come with me....so that...I can weight you and...all of your diapers.
Adam: Why...do you...need to weigh me?
Owner of the Junkyard: Well, because, we like to make each vehicle weigh as much as possible so that we can get as money out of the crushed vehicles as possible. Since....you and your diapers will be in there, we want to know how much the vehicle will weigh after you and your diapers are inside.
Adam: Where will I stay while I wait?
Owner of the Junkyard: Don't worry, I am about to work that out....
Adam: How.....long will my diapers and I be waiting?
Owner of the Junkyard: Probably not long.
Adam: When will my diapers and I go into the vehicle?
Owner of the Junkyard: Sometime before we close tonight because I am going to crush the vehicle sometime between 10:00 am and 3:00 pm tomorrow.
Adam: Does .....it matter what's inside the vehicle when it's crushed?
Owner of the Junkyard: No.....afraid it doesn't. The way this works is, usually I put other scrap metals inside the vehicles to make them heavier to get more money out of each vehicle when I crush them. You and the diapers will add to that weight. That's why I have to weigh you and the diapers so that I know how much the vehicle will weigh.
Now, come with me, as I put all of your....diapers, clothing and yourself on the scale....ok?
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