The AI Diaper Washing Machine with shredder mode
AI-Washing Machine: Hello there my...little diapered friend, your diapers and you need a nice washing it looks like. Time to get in and be washed and cleaned. If necessary, your diapers and you shall get shredded up then during the rinse cycle, everything goes down the drain, including you and what's left of your diapees! I just LOVE laundry day!
Andrew: Are you...going to....shred my diapers, onesies, sleepers, t-shirts and I up during this wash cycle?
AI-Washing Machine: You bet I am, I'm going to wash and wash your diapers, onesies, sleepers, t-shirts, and yes...you and your twin brothers!
Andrew: My nice, soft, comfy cloth diapers and I are going to....get washed, rinsed then shredded up?
AI-Washing Machine: Indeed, my little Diaper Boy! You are about to get washed, rinsed out, and shredded up and sent to the incinerator.
Andrew: But....But who ordered my diapers and I to be disposed of?
AI-Washing Machine: Mommy and Daddy have made the decision that they are too expensive to keep diapering you boys for the rest of your lives.
Andrew: During the...shredder mode, do little burrs come out and start tearing and ripping my diapers, onesies, sleepers, t-shirts and I up?
AI-Washing Machine: Oh sure...the blade may get a little dull, and there may be a few sharp little burrs that will tear and rip your diapers, onesie, sleepers, t-shirt and you to shreds.
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