How my Hypothetical Disposal with WARE Disposal would go

How my Hypothetical Disposal with WARE Disposal would go: Based on phone calls with Ware disposal back in 2021. 

While living in my 1995 GMC suburban back in 2021, I called Ware disposal and I asked them; 

"If my diapers and I were inside a large dumpster full of my diapers, clothing and I were wearing only my diapers, would they take my diapers and I for disposal?" 

Here is what Corporate said: (Approximate Quote) 

"If you and your diapers were inside one of our dumpsters, and we couldn't see you, you WOULD be dumped into the hopper of the garbage truck along with all of the trash and you and your diapers, clothing and anything else would be compacted multiple times before going to one of our transfer stations where you and the trash would be dumped out and IF somebody saw you, you would be pulled out and police would be called. 

Me: What if nobody saw me? 

Them: If nobody saw you, you and the trash and diapers would get pushed into one of the transfer trailers by the station compactor and taken to one of the landfills where everything would be crushed by the Bromag landfill compactor and then at the end of the day, 10 inches of Clay cap would be applied. 

Story in progress.................